It wasn't a good morning

I woke up this morning feeling stupid and very slow. Somehow I bounced out of bed at 6:50 and was ready to go in those ten minutes. But then I went downstairs and everything shifted into slow motion. It took me another ten minutes just to get into coat. The hood came unzipped and it took me way too long to figure out how to get the hood back on (which is something I've done several times this winter, so it's not like it's a complicated exercise). I managed to collect everything else and get into the Jeep at 7:15. Thank goodness I'd turned the Jeep around yesterday so I wouldn't have to back up onto ice. I wouldn't have been able to handle that small driving difficulty. I spent my commute grumpily counting the number of jackholes who didn't clean the snow and ice sheets off the tops of their cars.

( This gets disjointed and ranty. )