I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese.

a) Tell you why I friended you.
After meeting, and being entertained by, you at Crusades, I simply had to stalk you from afar get to know you better.

b) Associate you with something -- a song, color, photo, etc.
Bats, bats and more bats.

c) Tell you something I like about you.
I love your aura of mystery, and that you're this awesome bundle of generous giddiness underneath.

d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
"She likes the smell." That story cracks me the heck up every time it pops into my head.

e) Ask you something I've wanted to know about you.
Is there *anything* you don't excel at when you set your mind to it?

f) Tell you my favorite userpic from your list.
Shoulder cat Neo. I love the joyful look on your face and, well, shoulderkitties always win.