I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese.

a) Tell you why I friended you.
You are friends with my friends and if they like you, I should too! Plus, you're neato-keen.

b) Associate you with something -- a song, color, photo, etc.
Sweet strawberries on a silver trencher.

c) Tell you something I like about you.
You have a smile which lights up a room, or pavilion, and a laugh which cannot be resisted.

d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
Lunching together at Sonic during last year's Unevent and trying to unlock each other's Prius with our keyfobs.

e) Ask you something I've wanted to know about you.
How did you and Calli meet?

f) Tell you my favorite userpic from your list.
Stalking Alton Brown. (Yes, you too had a shoulderkitty icon, but Alton won out this time around).